Song Request

Would anyone be willing to upload to somewhere like MegaUpload for me the songs: Katy Perry - Ur So Gay and Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl. I know someone must have this wrongness/hilarity on their computer right now! Mandy wants me to make a cellphone ringer for her out of the last line of "Ur So Gay". I'll be so thankful when I can use filesharing programs again...

( I apologise to all of you in English-speaking countries right now who have had to hear these songs thousands of times. Videos under the cut. )