It turns out my sister is moving to the Madison area in a month or so, and I'm almost certain I could get her boyfriend to be one of the guys and have them both come to a con. (She usually only dates guys who are cool with doing weird shit.) If only Blian were here, I could probably just attack him with a costume... Why don't we have male cosplaying friends?! DAMN IT. I should have attacked the It we saw and forced a friendship.